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Nothing will distract me from my solemn vow to protect you.

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spooktre:

Are cats even real?

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taracynara:

doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.

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ethanwearsprada:

collegehumor:

A shirt from Spencer’s Gifts says a thousand words.

Finish reading What Your Graphic Tee Says About You

THEY DIDNT EVEN POST THE BEST ONES

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nbcsnl:

Leo always knows how to make you feel better.

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